When Guests Visit and have sex…..

I am thrilled beyond belief to have a Guest Blogger today!!  It is one of my very favorite people on my favorite social network!  I present to you the Incomparable, Witty, and Inspiring Yoonamaniac!

Here is her “Naughty Meme” for all of you to drool over…
1. Is there anyone on your blogroll you would have sex with?
No.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Any time but morning. I’m extremely cranky and grumpy in the morning.

3. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Yes.

4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, I would have to pay people to watch me take my clothes off.

5. Shower or bath while having sex?
No, being not so graceful, I’d probably hurt myself.

6. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive

7. Do you love someone on your blogroll?
Almost all of them.

8. Love or Money?
Right now, money. I need money real bad.

9. Credit cards or cash?
I try hard to pay cash most of the time, but I have an enormous credit card debt right now.

10. Have you ever wanted a best friend?
Yes.

11. Camping or a 5 star hotel?
5 star hotel hands down. I’ve never gone camping, thank God.

12. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
I haven’t been to any weird place.

13. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
Yes. I once considered shaving my head along with a few friends for a friend who was going through chemo and started losing hair. She asked us not to.

14. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes. I used to love buying my boyfriend lap dances.

15. Ever been to a bar?
Yes.

16. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Never. I’m kinda boring.

17. Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?
Yes… or rather drag me.

18. Had sex in a movie theater?
No. That would be so uncomfortable.

19. Had sex in a bathroom?
No, I don’t like having sex on hard surfaces.

20. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yes, like 15 years ago. shhh….

21. Ever been to an adult store?
Yes.

22. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes. I have no shame.

23. Have you been caught having sex ?
No.

24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
I don’t think so… I hope not.

25. Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name?
I don’t think I’ve ever called anybody’s name during sex.

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9 thoughts on “When Guests Visit and have sex…..

  1. Hey- that’s pretty cute stuff- I’d love to get someone who’s an absolute sex maniac (rather than a yoonamaniac- no offence intended!) to complete this little gem! I must try it now (the meme, not sex in a non-carpeted cupboard at work…). Great guest, ASKat!!

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